Inkhaven Fair · Archive
25 April 2026 · 16:46
If Soylent is made of people, what is Huel made of?
replicants. harder, purer like a fremen jawline. taste tossed aside even more eagerly. better for YOU, who i want in the intellectual army. soylent is slop for the troops. but MREs suck worse, somehow. that’s what happens when people who don’t care are subjected to the rest of us.
i ‘like’ the banana huel most. ‘real’ enough to have no taste memory. banana soylent has cinnamon. fucking disgusting. i remember some dude at trade joes snapping at thanksgiving, screaming GET THIS FUCKING shit out of my face. talk about normal distributions of traits. i was a day from snapping, a second for him.
if you drink this stuff (christ dont eat it whats the poitn of that), you’ve (I) embraced bipolar eating. the good stuff or nothing at all. but nothing is unacceptable bc itll kill u, so it’s this instead. so why half ass it? commit
it’s a dead man’s party, but i can sure ask for more than soy liquids.
milk over water helps a lot with it all, but even that is just for the cause of calories.
argument is just, commit.
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