Inkhaven Fair · Archive
25 April 2026 · 16:46
If Soylent is made of people, what is Huel made of?
RECIPE FOR ONE (1) HUEL
- tongue of dog
- eye of newt
- dandruff from joe bidemn
- the jelly that is inside the eyeball
- milk from a cow under a new moon
- crushed falanges of executed inkhaven bloggers
- dust from under the couch in the attic of B building
- three blades of astroturf grass
- dew from the bench in the gym
- netherwart
- one (1) bottle gorki list (from Serbia or Illinois)
- blood from Peter Thiel's favorite boy
- serpent-venom
- seawater of bodega bay, gathered under the soft BEEPs of the watchful foghorn
- the emergency adderall pill that was accidentally crushed in jeredino's wallet
- thrice-filtered tap water from the safest tap water in america
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