25 April 2026 · 16:46

If Soylent is made of people, what is Huel made of?

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RECIPE FOR ONE (1) HUEL - tongue of dog - eye of newt - dandruff from joe bidemn - the jelly that is inside the eyeball - milk from a cow under a new moon - crushed falanges of executed inkhaven bloggers - dust from under the couch in the attic of B building - three blades of astroturf grass - dew from the bench in the gym - netherwart - one (1) bottle gorki list (from Serbia or Illinois) - blood from Peter Thiel's favorite boy - serpent-venom - seawater of bodega bay, gathered under the soft BEEPs of the watchful foghorn - the emergency adderall pill that was accidentally crushed in jeredino's wallet - thrice-filtered tap water from the safest tap water in america -
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