Should cat eats be mandatory, period?

obvioualy so. cat ears are the lowest-effort intervention on attractiveness in the world. we can compare them to other ears... have u ever heard of someone wearing horse ears??? no.. neither with aardvark ears or giraffe ears or somesuch topics ... it is preposterous!!!! everyone loves cats. after you die they do not eat the face of your corpse, that is an urban myth. if you go out into the street with a microphone and a camera and put the people of the nation under the spotlight, nineteen out of ten of them would identify cat people as the thing this nation needs. i would go so far as to say it would solve AI ALIGNMENT and WORLD PEACE. these are such important topics that even a .001% chance of nudging them in the NOT-KILL-US direction would be worth the tiny inconvenience of not wearing hats and crowns and such. this is SIMPLE BAYESIAN REASONING!!!! in conclusion, cat ears shoudl CERTAINLY BE MNA