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29 April 2026 · 00:11
That time I was a camboi
I sold cameras with my jaunty newsboy cap. I was the best camera seller in the entire American Southwest. I also did sex work, but that was neither here nor there.
Camming was my very favorite thing. Determining which camera a customer truly needed was a matter of figuring out what the heck they were trying to capture. To focus on. This was a brilliant thing to see in another person. Day after day, figuring out what it was they might want to preserve.
I also liked the sex work? but it was not as fun tbh
I really like cameras. Old ones. The type with film, that you have to develop in a darkroom. Polaroids. I had a gift for it. And I had a gift for determining my customers' needs.
It was really irritating to have to take breaks from it for the sex work, but I guess the sex work did pay the bills. I remained irritated by the perniciousness of webcams. They are inferior when it comes to film.
Wait what the heck
What if I just took sexy vintage photos of myself and sold them for money
There's a market for that?
Shit. Wait, there is. I could do like male boudoir stuff. This seems like a really good idea. Are there any angel investors who would help a boi out? I do have tremendous experience with this kind of thing...
Hi. <3
What do you want to capture, sweetie? Tell me. Do you want to preserve the way light falls delicately on the edge of a china teacup? A brilliant sunset? Me, in my swimsuit, or in various other states of undress?
Oh, your name is Cameron.
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