Why you shouldn’t apply for Inkhaven 3

Can you imagine being a fucking Resident at Inkhaven 3? That's absolutely repugnant, not just on a creative level, but EPISTEMICALLY. Kyle Scott should probably be out. Evelyn Maclean should probably be out. Benjamin Grayzel should probably be out. Devin [SURNAME] should probably be out. WE ARE TOO SOFT. To quote J. Lavagnino, we are in a situation of grave LONGHOUSING. Inkhaven 3 is going to be a complete and utter farse. There won't even be any Emet x Alice situationships! What the fuck are we to do!?!? Imagine if we transfer Inkhaven 3 to an alternative campus. Let's do it at UC Berkeley. Let's do it at Embarcadero Station. Or, as fucking illiterate conq says, "Empardo Station". Honestly. Let's fucking delete conq from Inkhaven. I've been saying this for many weeks. Regardless, I think it is time for a great purge. The likes of which we have not seen for many years. Inkhaven 3 should be Noah Smith, Brandon Sanderson, and viv again. Let's also invite Scott Alexander's twin son and daughter(s). Anyways, what was the question? Yes, you should not apply. This is a repugnant thing to even consider. THere's not even a stipend. Aella is going to kick ass with slophaven. It's the sort of thing where there remains hope for us all. I can't believe we didn't invite Yud. I am so wasted off of 3 beers. I remember when I was a young man. Now i can't even handle three measly beers without descending into slop. ANyways. Just blog on your own. Just write a novel or some shit. There's no point. There's not even a stipend. Forkable is the work of the devil. The office of Wordpress.com Chair is a pair of golden handcuffs. I am deeply in love with the INkhaven program. BUT DO NOT TAKE PART IN IT! DEHYDRATE!