We should feed dead bodies to rats. Discuss.

Funerals suck. Why the hell would you spend an afternoon dressed in a suit and talking to people you do not like, when you could instead dispose of bodies in a much more efficient manner? I am of course talking about getting rid of bodies by feeding them to the rats. Rats are hungry. They need food. This is clearly a win win situation. Do you want to think that when you die your family is going to gather around and cry? No, we need a far more efficient solution; with the body disposed of in a rat-friendly manner, they will be free to move on with their own lives. I should make it clear that this is the evolutionarily appropriate manner to do this.