Why you shouldn’t apply for Inkhaven 3

It was a miracle that the first Inkhaven worked, and a second miracle that the second has not yet ended in disaster, but a third miracle will not come, and the third Inkhaven will be a matter of tears and blood, with Lighthaven a wasteland of death and destruction. The pool of potential bloggers is smaller now, the third crop weaker, and these stunted monsters will produce only the weakest of slop, degenerate posts that will gain their views only by mockery and humiliation, "lolcows" as the children will cry. The soul of Alexander Wales has been sucked dry by the second Inkhaven, and while his husk might grace the grounds of Lighthaven, or DarkHaven as it will soon be called, his advice will needs be reversed to be useful, and none of the new crop will have the wherewithal or wisdom to do so. But among these terrible bloggers there will be at least one who makes it through the gauntlet, who has a shining viral post, and while it cannot be said that a third Inkhaven is a great idea, or even a good idea, there will be at least one shining jewel among the crop, someone who is capable of producing