Yelp review of the garden of Eden

Two stars. It's very pretty, but what's the use if they won't even let you in? I registered with the app like I was supposed to, and showed up at the appointed time, but this total asshole with seventeen wings around a shining portal to infinity told me I was barred. Apparently my 1000x-great grandmother vandalized the place? Anyway I snuck in the side entrance, and people were treating me nicely, but, and I can't emphasize this enough, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE APPLES. The biggest tree in the center of the place, that has the shiniest fruit, is OFF LIMITS. I was left foraging for random food on the floor, and after eating some red berries I ended up vomiting everywhere for a few hours. My pet catgirl was particularly unfond of the snake, getting scared whenever seeing or hearing him, which greatly reduced my pet experience, we wished to buy more catears too but they were unavailable. i guess i don't care she was scared Even on the inside, it's not so good, instructions unclear. youre not supposed to eat the spples but theres not s goddmsn thing there besides vines made of this un