What is the one true conspiracy theory?

Madonna. The woman, the hero, the genius. Who is Madonna? Who is she truly? Conspiracies abound. Madonna appears to be a woman; she appears to be an extraordinarily attractive, charismatic, uniquely powerful woman, a woman who hardly ages, a woman with biceps that weren't equaled again on the public stage until the emergence of Michelle Obama. Madonna is the archetype of the Femme Fatale. But what if something else is going on here? Something much stranger, and more peculiar? What if there is only ONE femme fatale across all time? What everyone from Cleopatra to Marilyn Monroe to Madonna to Margot Robbie are not only the same archetype, but in fact.....THE SAME WOMAN?! One woman, many disguises. A whole civilization of people who haven't discovered the secret to eternal life; except one woman, millennia ago, who discovered its power; and not only did it imbue her with eternal life, but it